A Hitchhiker's Guide
"Don't Panic."


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if u think my constant vocal feminism is annoying imagine how annoying the patriarchy is to me
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So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”
My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”
SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH LUCIFER.
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“I raped that test in math cla–” No.
“I raped that game earli–” Stop.
“The other team totally raped us tod–” Shut the fuck up.
Do you see what you’re doing?
YOU ARE MAKING RAPE SOUND LIKE A POSITIVE ACTION.
YOU ARE EQUATING SEXUAL VIOLENCE WITH ACHIEVEMENTS.STOP.
hello every fratboy, fedora wearing, 4chan/reddit, xbox live online asshole ever
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my advice for ppl who are going to start looking at colleges
- don’t
- pray to god you marry rich
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