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I can’t wait for Jacob to come visit!

I wish he could stay longer

but I really can’t wait to be off work tomorrow so I can go home and sit in the window waiting for him. 


Reblogged from redsuspenders
flirtyprojectors: this picture makes me cry every time he’s so HAPPY Oh God I think my heart exploded

flirtyprojectors:

this picture makes me cry every time he’s so HAPPY

Oh God I think my heart exploded

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fr-ag-me-nt-ed: omfg i just love giraffes

fr-ag-me-nt-ed:

omfg i just love giraffes

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Reblogged from christina-choe
thisisdebbie: LOL

thisisdebbie:

LOL

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ribbonsofhathor:

milanoguitar:

blendingintothewalls:

tdrloid:

chatsu1337:

sunniedoesstuff:

littlestarlolo:

princesiksta:

lemonmoranpie:

kissedmequiteinsane:

tacxo:

itsadamparker:

I am fucking DYING.

Tears.

Real tears.

This is the scariest thing I’ve heard in my life

LMAO OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD.

JESUS CHRIST


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OMFG, KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS. 

WTF 

I haven’t laughed so hard in days.

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“ Without you I would never be me; you are the leaves on my family tree. Sing Together, Train 

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This is why I should’ve applied to MIT. 

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Hug all the goats!

my-epic-shit:

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Reblogged from 0nthesea
Oh my goodness did you bring a casserole that was so generous of you Come in come in we’re so glad you’re here Just put your things at the door and make yourself at home Oh my god Suzie is that a new hair cut, it looks fabulous


Oh my goodness did you bring a casserole that was so generous of you

Come in come in we’re so glad you’re here

Just put your things at the door and make yourself at home

Oh my god Suzie is that a new hair cut, it looks fabulous

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So I just finished the Fifty Shades series

and I have to admit, my inner lonely, middle-aged housewife weeps. 

but seriously, I really really liked the books. 


I saw this and immediately thought of Jacob. I know work’s been tough but you’ll think differently because of it. You impress me more and more everyday. 

I saw this and immediately thought of Jacob. I know work’s been tough but you’ll think differently because of it. You impress me more and more everyday. 


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all-four-cheekbones:

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barrymanilowswinternightmare:

beesinmypants:

tardiscrash:

othetasigmao:

sithholocron:

Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Professor X) asks us about the letter B.

Because I need this on my blog

Best thing.

Perfect

PATRICK FOR FUCKS SAKE

alright then

Just… yes.

My nameth beginneth with ‘B’
So essentially he is considering meeeeeeee!

I feel compelled to link to this, if for no other reason than to introduce more people to the madness.

(via geekingitoldschool)



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